Welcome back penguins! Today I will walk you through by far CP’s worst party I have seen. It’s so sad, I almost cried. Literally, the party is so dumbed down, it’s not even entertaining. It’s so bad I don’t even want to post today’s walkthrough. I’m just making this post to rant, really. At least the loading screen is nice.
When you log on, Kanan will pop up and tell you that his squad is going to stop “the Empire”. No idea what he’s talking about.
And Kanan is not Kanaya, let me tell you. Yeah, I’ve been into Homestuck recently.
He tells us we have to do a task for each person.
CP sadly went all out for this party. They didn’t have to. No really, they didn’t have to. I want to see this kind of effort put into original parties, like Merry Walrus.
And the pun in the town is so painfully bad.
To get to the quests, click on the Rebels icon. Click on “view task” (obviously).
The first task is to help Sabine paint over the Imperial posters. Meh.
Throw a snowball (YAY ANOTHER PARTY WITH THE PATTERN OF THROWING SNOWBALLS TO GET STUFF *LOUD SARCASM*) to cover a poster.
When you finish, you can get a bunch of future-y sci-fi gear.
Next, click on the guy who looks like he walked out of Attack on Titan. And those eyes. Herpa derpa.
Okay, when I was doing the quest, I noticed Attack on Titan guy was calling the evil people bucketheads. It’s one thing to be mean to evil people. It’s another thing to call them bucketheads.
When you finish that task, you can fight can dress up like Attack on Titan guy. ((ANIME TAKEOVER CONFIRMED))
Honestly, this party is really boring. I have no interest in going on. At all. Another month of my membership wasted.