Star Wars Rebels Walkthrough

Welcome back penguins! Today I will walk you through by far CP’s worst party I have seen. It’s so sad, I almost cried. Literally, the party is so dumbed down, it’s not even entertaining. It’s so bad I don’t even want to post today’s walkthrough. I’m just making this post to rant, really. At least the loading screen is nice.Screenshot 2015-01-22 at 5.25.01 PM

When you log on, Kanan will pop up and tell you that his squad is going to stop “the Empire”. No idea what he’s talking about. And Kanan is not Kanaya, let me tell you. Yeah, I’ve been into Homestuck recently.

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He tells us we have to do a task for each person.

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CP sadly went all out for this party. They didn’t have to. No really, they didn’t have to. I want to see this kind of effort put into original parties, like Merry Walrus.

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And the pun in the town is so painfully bad.

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To get to the quests, click on the Rebels icon. Click on “view task” (obviously).

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The first task is to help Sabine paint over the Imperial posters. Meh.

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Throw a snowball (YAY ANOTHER PARTY WITH THE PATTERN OF THROWING SNOWBALLS TO GET STUFF *LOUD SARCASM*) to cover a poster.

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When you finish, you can get a bunch of future-y sci-fi gear.

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Next, click on the guy who looks like he walked out of Attack on Titan. And those eyes. Herpa derpa.

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Okay, when I was doing the quest, I noticed Attack on Titan guy was calling the evil people bucketheads. It’s one thing to be mean to evil people. It’s another thing to call them bucketheads.

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When you finish that task, you can fight can dress up like Attack on Titan guy. ((ANIME TAKEOVER CONFIRMED))

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Honestly, this party is really boring. I have no interest in going on. At all. Another month of my membership wasted.

January 2015 Igloo Catalog

Hello penguins! As some of you may know, the Janurary 2015 Igloo catalog was released earlier this week. It’s still Star Wars Rebels themed. *le sigh*

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This month’s featured igloo is Ezra’s Hideout. No idea what it is, but it does look a little TARDIS-y.

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The Imperial Base and Secret Base igloos are back. The Imperial Base was from last year’s Star Wars party (was it last year?).

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On the next two pages, we have more Star Wars furniture. I’m not going to comment on what I think it is for the sake of public humiliation.

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These items are from last year.

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Click on the Tatooine House to get the HD TV, which I have wanted to see back in CP for a long time! Thanks CP 🙂

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Click on the Rebels rug to get a confetti blaster. Lots of fun for an igloo party.

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I’m surprised at the lack of effort put into this catalog. Hopefully the party won’t follow the same play-a-game-to-get-a-free-reward pattern.

To see last month’s cheats, click here.

 

Star Wars Rebel Pin

Hey penguins, it’s Greeny. Today I have to location of this week’s pin, which is not very hard to find. Remember when you had to actually *look* for the pin? Oh memories.

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The pin is in the School. Simply click on it to pick it up.

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When you think about it, this pin is like wearing brand-name clothing. You wear it and show it off like everyone else, but really you’re just advertising for the company for free. Way to manipulate kids, Disney.

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My thoughts so far on this party: I should edit it so it says “me” over the queen and “Disney” over 10 and Rose.

(gif via Tumblr.) (Gosh I love 10/Rose.)

January 2015 Penguin Style

Hello penguins, sorry for not posting in so long. Anyways, I’m back with this month’s Star Wars themed Penguin Style, and honestly I’m not to impressed. I wish CP could go back to doing party catalogs.

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This month’s backgrounds are ALL Star Wars themed, not even one that isn’t like “Hey, I don’t scream ‘Disney’s Star Wars”. It’s kind of sad actually.

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I may be a pop culture guru, but I don’t know a thing about Star Wars. It’s probably best for me to skip the comments on the Star Wars themed outfits.

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Okay, maybe I lied about skipping comments. But you could get some of these items for free last year.

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If you click on the TIE Fighter you will get the Vintage Boots, which aren’t too vintage anymore because they’re constantly reoccurring in newer Penguin Styles.

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As for the normal clothes, CP has brought back some oldies but goodies.

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If you click on The Posh, you will get the Jade Necklace, which I haven’t seen in years.

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The Penguin at Work is the same as the one from last May, I believe.

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All other hidden items can be found here.

Honestly, I’m not too impressed so far. This party seems a little… dark for CP.

I, Greengirl816, Became a Fire Ninja!

Hello penguins, and happy new year! I am pleased to inform you all that I am now a fire ninja! Woo! I’ve had the entire outfit for around 3 years now, but never actually bothered to challenge Sensei, LOL.

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Sensei awarded me with the gem this morning but I am not a snow ninja yet… weird bug :0

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Here is my new and improved amulet on my player card. It doesn’t have the snow gem there though…

 

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Even though I could do the fire dance before, I feel more official now 😀

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So, now I’m a Card Jitsu ninja and a fire ninja! I’m trying to work on beating the Card Jitsu snow, but that takes a LOT longer. What ninja status are you? Have you ever beat Sensei before?